most valuable thot
she’s my best friend, she’s my mvt
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mvt is short for movement, regarding cl-ssical music. a song might consist of 2-5 movements.
-hey guys! have you heard how wilhelm kempff played the 2nd mvt in moonlight sonata back in 1974?
-what’s he playing?
-he’s playing app-ssionata, 2nd mvt.
most valuable tweets/most valuable twitter
a twitter account or twitter user that literally makes one want to retweet every single tweet.
mike: hey tim, do you follow anyone good on twitter?
tim: yeah, i just started following drake.
mike: oh dude, that guy is a total p-ssy.
tim: true, but he has the mvt on my timeline.
- neck tattoo
an intensely regrettable decision that leaves an obvious and indelible record of the wearer’s former abysmal judgment. knocking up that stripper was a bit of a neck tattoo, but then naming the baby “donkey kong” was full on stupid.
the action performed when one person “likes” a person’s facebook picture or status from a long time ago in order to ressurect the post from the “dead”. this is done either by accident, which is embr-ssing for the “necroliker”, as it shows he/she has been lurking in the depths of a person’s profile (i.e. “stalking”), […]
- Nipples are chafing
when your t-ts are hard or pointy my nipples are chafing cause it’s so cold
meth addict, if you see an osten do not engage. immediately draw a p-n-s around you, osten is afraid of p-n-ses and will not come in your p-n-s circle. call animal control right away and tell them to hurry the f-ck up. “i encountered an osten yesterday.” “omg you are probably going to need therapy.”
- Paris Hiltoning
becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet i feel like fergie is paris hilton-ing now l.a. love sucks d-ck man 1 more definition “when a girl is “sucking your d-ck” and spends more time holding it and staring, licking the […]