motion lotion

lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more s-xual orifaces, such as vasiline, k-y jelly, b-tter or motor oil.
conceited woman (while having s-x): “aren’t i tight?”
conceited man: “no, just full. get out the motion lotion.”
(n) body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. it is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
marvin: hey man, my skin is so dry…do you have any kind of lotion?

tom: sure, there’s a bottle under the couch.

marvin: awesome…why do you have lotion under the couch?

tom: it’s my motion lotion.

marvin: you jack off on the couch?

tom: absolutely!

marvin: f-cking disgusting dude.
cb slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.
breaker breaker one-niner, this is the white cobra, i’m stoppin’ at the big a for some motion lotion, over.
motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the j-ck–ff session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.
iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

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