lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more s-xual orifaces, such as vasiline, k-y jelly, b-tter or motor oil.
conceited woman (while having s-x): “aren’t i tight?”
conceited man: “no, just full. get out the motion lotion.”
(n) body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. it is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
marvin: hey man, my skin is so dry…do you have any kind of lotion?
tom: sure, there’s a bottle under the couch.
marvin: awesome…why do you have lotion under the couch?
tom: it’s my motion lotion.
marvin: you jack off on the couch?
marvin: f-cking disgusting dude.
cb slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.
breaker breaker one-niner, this is the white cobra, i’m stoppin’ at the big a for some motion lotion, over.
motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the j-ck–ff session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.
iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.
- mountain brownie
an incorrectly baked batch of brownies, cooked at high elevation at the wrong temperature (not having compensated for the difference in air pressure) resulting in a flat gooey texture. liz: next time you bake, be sure to adjust the oven temperature so we don’t have to eat these mountain brownies.
gamidi is an object or live organism of small dimensions that moves continously and make a lot of sh-tf-ll noize.it can be a small and ungly cat,a little stupid bird or an ungly beard ayto to gamidi einai sapio karga.
- republican halloween
a concert featuring psychobilly, horror-punk, or any other theatrical, costume-oriented offshoots of punk where the band members and audience tend to be more conservative or right-libertarian. could also be applied to conservative/racist goth rock, black metal, and industrial groups. dude, that michale graves concert at the suburban strip mall was like republican halloween.
- retro inception
when you learn something about your own thoughts from your dream. after being chased down the hall all night in my dream last night, i realized that i’m afraid of my 3rd grade teacher. must have been retro inception.
- gaming b*n*r
an erection received while playing or talking about video games. i wish we could keep talking about call of duty 3. i was just getting a gaming b-n-r.