MotoCock


the worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the ant-thesis of a good motorcycle rider: a complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of any other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
two years ago i rode with a motoc-ck. nope. life is too short, never again.

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