motorboat pillows
to fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. this often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. this could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your s-x drive. you would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.
man i can’t keep my eyes open! i am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.
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