sticking your face between a ladys lower fun bags while menstrating and blowing hard allowing the cameltoes to wobble on your cheeks.
i went motorboating redwings with the missus last night.
- the first time
the best fricking movie on the planet person 1: hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude? person 2: watch the first time its a 19532890494/10 must watch
she’s the most beautiful woman you’all ever meet. her personality is second to none. her eyes, big and brown, sparkle like the morning on rise on the sea. when she smiles, mountains move just to see it. her laugh radiates the right amount of perfection and you can’t help but love the h-ll out of […]
- rooke donohoe
a really good looking guy wow he is really a rooke donohoe
- marc duval
there aren’t any definitions for marc duval yet. can you define it?
- p*ssy appointment
similar to its counterpart “d-ck appointment”. when a guy schedules a time/day to have s-x with a female. guy 1: i’m p-ssed. guy 2: how come? guy 1: i had to cancel my p-ssy appointment with maddy because my job called me in to work guy 2: d-mn that’s f-cked up