motts applesauce
the greatest invention in existence, created by hitler himself when he ran out of lube and had some apples around so he smashed them and slathered them on his d-ck then his 15 year old son licked it off and exclaimed yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum dis es zery good daddy why dont we not give it to da prisoners. “no” he then said “cut urself” “gay boi”
d-mn this is good motts applesauce
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