Noggin Lock

noggin lock is when one goes to a funeral home and finds a corpse in a coffin. you then climb on top of the corpse and gently insert your p-n-s into its mouth. at that point rigamortis sets in. you chop off the corpses head and put on a pair of oshkosh b’gosh overalls. you then head to the malls food court and you start dancing singing noggin lock, noggin lock, noggin lock, oh noggin lock to the tune of lollipop.
man i’m going to get some noggin lock tonight!

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