MOTY Moment
the moment when you realize that you screwed up as a mom. you are not going to win the mythical “mother of the year” trophy. laugh. move on. try to learn from it. and remember…no one is perfect. everyone has them.
i was busy and claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. i did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was p–ping like nothing i had ever seen. a definite moty moment.
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