mound stretcher
a particularly long, thick, and hard p-n-s commonly found on gentlemen north of hadrian’s wall.
tell me mrs. mctavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? “oh, we had his mound stretcher circ-msized your majesty”.
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