mount agung


a s-xual technique devised by beautiful balinese girls who are anxious to enjoy and offer intercourse but have to avoid the introduction of s-m-n and the risk of pregnancy before marriage, which would bring disgrace. the male partner adopts a horizontal position and the female then mounts him by lowering herself onto his p-n-s. she can then dictate the pace of intercourse by rising and lowering herself until she detects his imminent -rg-sm. she then swiftly dismounts, and encircles his p-n-s with her hand, giving final strokes prior to his -rg-sm. as -j-c-l-t–n approaches, she moves her hand so that it circles the glans of the p-n-s, forming a small ‘crater’ or pool within which his s-m-n can collect. the force of initial ejaculatory spurts will resemble an eruption, as the s-m-n is propelled in a smilar way to lava from an erupting volcano. subsequent spurts will be less forceful and the s-m-n can be retained in the ‘crater’ formed by the female partner’s hand over the glans. this collection of ‘seed’ is symbolically offered back to the male partner, but it is generally declined and discreetly disposed of.
“we love arti, thank you for briinging her home for the weekend. did you mind not sharing a bedroom?”
“it’s the custom in bali, mom – she can’t be seen to be immoral.”
“oh, so no s-x before marriage?”
“she can offer what they call a mount agung – you;d better look it up on urban dictionary mom, it’s too embarr-ssing to explain.”
“sounds interesting bobby, i’ll do that.”

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