mount everbreasts
giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked br–sts that are so big you’d need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. usually the only “attractive” feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as h-ll.
guy 1: “i was so t-t-faced last night”
guy 2: “yeah, i could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night”
guy 1: “oh jesus, now i remember, did i try to conquer her mount everbr–sts?”
guy 2: “you had to be revived by paramedics mate”
guy 1: “sir edmund would be ashamed”
b–bs so humongously large that any man who sets eyes on them instantly dies for blood rushing to his p-n-s.
32f-zz they are mount everbreast
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