mount morris illinois
a town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. there are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.
i drove through mount morris illinois today and it smells like a mini nebraska.
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