Mountain Bailey’s


mountain bailey’s is the combination of bailey’s irish cream and mountain dew. this is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.
dude 1: we should try a green lantern.

dude 2: h-ll yeah, we should.

dude 1: i’ll see if we have some whiskey.
nope, but i have some bailey’s.

dude 2: ok, why the f-ck not.
oh my god, this is f-cking terrible.

dude 1: let me try!
f-ck that’s nasty.

dude 2: mountain bailey’s, mmm chunky.

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