mountain beaver
geting laid while on a mountain
man alst night i took this girl up on the hill and got some mountain beaver
a mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. it is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti’s.
katrina: dude what was that
marina: it was the beast of the forest, a mountain beaver
katrina: it looked fierce, i wouldn’t want to go one one one with one of those!
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