Mountain Dew
an essence of life mountain dew can heal any wounds and combined with dorritos it can give life
guy: what are you drinking?
guy: mountain dew dipsh-t
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mountain dew!
mountain dew
the essence of life.
mountain dew will make you live a long and healthy life. it also prevents most forms of stupidity.
a drink, gave to man as a gift from g-d himself. known commonly as what jesus died for. has been produced in 6 flavors- mountain dew, mountain dew : code red, mountain dew : livewire, mountain dew : baja blast, mountain dew : pitch black, and mountain dew : pitch black ii. better than s-xual intercourse. seriously, its that good. do the dew!
“do the dew!” (right now d-mn it!)
“i just j-zzed everywhere!”
“whoa! do you have another can of mountain dew?”
“i can’t feel my legs!”
“why?”
“i just had s-x while drinking a mountain dew”
the nectar of the gods.
hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
zeus: more mountain dew, b-tch.
highly caffenated and carbonated soda from pepsico. very popular, and available at all usa supermarkets. has the most caffene than any other popular soda.
when you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or lan partying and cant get/afford jolt, red bull or bawls in your area its a ok subsitute.
“do the dew!”
the single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink i have ever encountered. i got hooked on it at an american airbase and i had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to newcastle. it tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called tab, whatever happened to that?
i crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redneck holy water. the most popular drink amoung rednecks. a mountain dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. or as rednecks call it the “rebel flag.”
quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
hey bo! when you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of kodiak wintergreen and a mountain dew.
simply, the greatest creation when it comes to any sort of liquid.
guy: hey man wanna sleep over tonight? i got some mountain dew
other dude: h-ll yes!
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