Mudfinger


the unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.
gus: hey peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
peabody: geez errr that’s just mudfinger, clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that sh-t is see-through.

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