mountain dew baby


the birth of a r-t-rded child due to a male drinking to much mountain dew causing decreased sperm health.
urban legend says that if a male drinks to much mountain dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
guy1: hey did you hear about chris’s newborn

guy2: yeah i did, it so sad that it’s a mountain dew baby.

guy1: right, i told him to lay off the soda.

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