Mountain Dew People
the opposite of health and vitality. mountain dew people (mdp) can be seen at your local mall, wal-mart, and throughout the community monday through friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.
you are unlikely to encounter mdp at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
i went to hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with mountain dew people.
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