mountain dewing


when sweat runs in between a girl’s b–bs.
becky: it’s so hot out!
jen: i know i’m mountain dewing!
the act of shooting one’s sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl’s throat, so as not to get std’s, much like waterfalling for water bottles.
dude, bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing caitlyn last weekend. i wonder if he hit the bullseye?

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