mountain dike


a dike that loves the mountains (i.e) a woman wearing a reebok jacket in outback steakhouse wearing bermuda shorts!! like omg!!
i was working at outback steakhouse when i was serving a mountain dike eating a pile or sh-t with her mountain dike clan.

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