Mountain Fish


the northern mountain fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family cyprinidae of order cypriniformes. it is most commonly found in puddles atop of high alt-tude mountains in british columbia, canada.

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mountain fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. the mountain fish’s deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, mountain fish do not have dorsal fins.
“wow, a mountain fish!”
“is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?”

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