Mountain Goggles


mountain goggles are a mountaineering’s equivalent of beer goggles: after spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one’s standard on female beauty becomes lowered. like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
after 2 weeks in nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. she was toothless. he had a serious case of mountain goggles.

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