Mountain Googles


mountain googles are a mountaineering’s equivalent of beer googles: after spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one’s standard on female beauty becomes lowered. like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
after 2 weeks in nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. she was toothless. he had a serious case of mountain googles.

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