Mountain Slut
a mountain sl-t is a nomadic creature who generally inhabits your local ski town. technically “mountainous sl-timus maximus”, mountain sl-ts roam the slopes searching for ski c-ck, snow board slong, and occasionally boarder bush (aka lesbians). these surly slop tarts adapt well to high alt-tudes and cold climates, but sometimes are found in the valley. see “valley sl-t”.
“hey d-rock, are mountain sl-ts posting up on the slopes or what son?”
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