mountain tab
having “intimate relations” or “doing the horizontal mambo” with a women of the round body type.
or porking a fatty.
hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. he earned his mountain tab!
a small identifier worn above the 10th mountain division’s unit patch. it signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of watertown’s many livestock sized humans that identify physically as “female”)
sh-t…the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!
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