Mourning Ladies
its just like the song. the set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. he catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his c-cked to the side ” mourning ladies!!!!”
i really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. i can’t stand stank -ss… wait a minute mourning ladies how the f-ck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
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