moustinguished


a very rare occurrence in which a moustached man is in fact distinguished instead of terribly creepy. (re; molestache)
alex trebek circa the 90s is very moustinguished.

tom selleck is known best for being a moustinguished man.

the first moustinguished man is the monopoly man.

credit where credit is due, his name should have been joseph “moustinguished” stallin.

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