mouse-flossing
(v): to use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
i haven’t mouse-flossed in months, and then i looked and saw all sorts of nast. – folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing –
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