Mouse on a Moped


the phrase used by an adult who just “farted” to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn’t really come from said adult.
uncle eddie: “ppppfffffttttt”!!
niece lilly: “uncle eddie!!”
uncle eddie: “that wasn’t me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!”

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