mouse petter


(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the caribbean and wall street tyc–ns in nyc
skinny: “all we have left on the boat is a case of mount g-y rum, tonic water, and lime – so i made this… try it.
spanky: “that’s great – it tastes like petting a mouse!”
skinny: “mouse petters for everyone!!”

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