mouselifter
a guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. a lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in it-businesses.a mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: the wii…sorry but that p-ssy-device is f-cking ridculous. move your b-tt to the nearest gym and grab some weights!
cool guy: yo homie so what’s your bench-press max?
mouselifter: ahhh well you know…i really have no time for that…work and the new gta vice city keep me way too busy.
cool guy: oh yea, so you’re the mouselifter kinda guy.
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