moutbong
short for “mouth bong”. to use one’s mouth as a water filtration system for smoking. this is done by holding water in your mouth, and then smoking while holding your head at a low angle, so as to let the water in your mouth filter the smoke, like a bong, and finally spitting the water out before exhaling.
me and bliz picked up some shwag, we gonna’ back alley moutbong dis sh-t.
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