mouteux
a word defining a person who has had so much alcohol, he acts like a dog with no att-tude at all .
see also: hammered, sloshed, sh-t-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, irish, canned, smashed, f-cked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
he drinks a lot of beer , this guy is a real mouteux de 12 !
sh-t ! it’s smell like moute around here .
he got mouted by dozens of vodka shots.
don’t moute me cause i’m close to the gerbe ( puke )
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