Mouth Beef
a temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. examples of common food items that cause mouth beef are: antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and cap’n crunch® breakfast cereal (any variety).
sorry, sweetcheeks, i can’t make out with you tonight; i had five bowls of cap’n crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.
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