mouth pipetting


performing oral s-x, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker
the attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the dna sample she wanted to collect
1. using one’s mouth to precisely transfer liquids using a pipette.

2. a very accurate but darwinistic way of measuring liquids due to the possibility of swallowing chemicals.
bob was the most precise lab tech around because of his controversial use of mouth pipetting. unfortunately this is now on his tombstone because the r-t-rd drank acid.

Read Also:

  • Chavari

    the perfect chair for tying someone up in. i like to tie my ladies up, do you have a chavari?

  • moynihan institute

    an online free-education inst-tution dedicated to enlightening the world about the realities of homey, esse, portland, and a host of other unsavory elements of society. check it out: www.moynihaninst-tute.org only the moynihan inst-tute could bring us the likes of link hoggthrob, rant ‘n irishman, dee’andre babydaddy, citizen x, and shoebox fred (among others).

  • chawg

    noun, someone who is a baller. a pimp. a player. a hustler. someone who is loved and considered family even though they are not blood related. chawgs can also be family memebers. children are refered to as little chawgs. i love my chawg! she is the best!

  • dirtyfly effect

    deanna’s brainwaves affecting other people’s brawinwaves in her vicinity so that they are dirty minded as well. the dirtyfly effect made me think bad things during a hair dryer commercial.

  • The Lindsy curse

    the habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullsh-t statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, i don’t see it happening. then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement. “the lindsy curse” i will never get married ,i don’t see it happening in this […]


Disclaimer: mouth pipetting definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.