mouth present


a tasty treat for your mouth.
i bought you a mouth present (sandwich).
a s-xual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male’s p-n-s until he -j-c-l-t-s sperm.
girl talking to guy: hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? guy’s response: sure that sounds really nice.

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