Mouth Vesuvius
when you throw scalding coffee on someone’s bare -ss and immediately try to lick it off
john: did you hear what gregg did to mandy after work last night?
cheri: what pray tell?
john: the ol’ mouth vesuvius. but he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the e.r. 3rd degree burns – may be permanently scarred!
cheri: how dreadful. say no more.
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