mouthskids
the build up of dirt and grime that will form round the lips during a heavy party session. it has been known to contain mostly saliva but also sp-nk, sh-t, snot, blood, sm-gm- and in some cases fluids from an animal.
in extreme cases it can turn so sticky the lips will be glued together and flys will stick to it so watch out.
another common cause is talking the biggest load of sh-t.
its more commonly found amongst gay men who love to rim filthy -sses.
remember always wash your lips!!
lenny : are you wearing a new shade of lipstick….?
penny : i dont wear lipstick
lenny : well what da f-ck it that sh-t on your lips?!!?
benny : eeeeeeeeeeewh theyre mouthskids dirty f-ckin b-tch!!!
lenny : what??!! you f-cking b-tch!!
jenny : im sorry!
benny & lenny then kick the mouthskids off and skull f-ck jenny. she loved it.
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