mouthwank
an alternative name for a bl-wj-b, or to suck someone off.
this word came about as, when performing oral s-x, you neither “blow”, or “suck”.
it’s just a bit of a mouthw-nk really.
girl: i enjoyed the movie, and i’m not tired at all!
boy: well baby, i’m up for a mouthw-nk.
girl: yaaaaay!
boy next day….
boy: so i was wiv my b-tch chardonnay, and she totally mouthw-nked me!
friends: dat is well gud
to get a w-nk from another person using their mouth.
i can’t be bothered f-ckin you love, just give us a mouth w-nk
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