Move the Strawberries
the action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.
origin: when on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.
“so how did your date go?”
“it was great – but he didn’t kiss me”
“did you move the strawberries?”
“of course! frigid b-st-rd”
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