movie jacker


you know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with gl-sses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids’ film. his mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids’ film. surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.
me and yk went to see tmnt last friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

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