mow muffin


the dried-on caked-on gr-ss from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in m-ffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. in extreme cases, the mow m-ffin must be chiseled loose.
the lawnmower scattered mow m-ffin all over the garage floor when it started.

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