mowgli


chill, cool, awesome etc..
that show last night was soo mowgli, man
a f-cked up hairline
that n-gg-s hairline is mowgli status!
verb. /mo-glee/ to mowgli is defined as climbing, shimmying, or otherwise gathering ones self atop an object in a fashion reminiscent of mowgli. the ‘the jungle book’ character.

one is not limited to mowgliing in a jungle or forest. one is also capable of mowgliing in an urban environment.
dude #1- hey go get a ladder, my frisbee is stuck up in that tree.

dude #2- i don’t have a ladder, just mowgli your -ss up there!
a girl that doesnt trim or shave her pubic hair
guy 1: how was that girl you took home the other night

guy 2: dude she was mowgli as sh-t

guy 1: hahahaha
a boy raised by wolves in the jungle book by rudyard kipling. wolves don’t wear clothes, but disney wouldn’t let him be naked so they gave him those stupid red shorts.
mowgli thrust his dead branch into the fire till the twigs lit and crackled, and whirled it above his head among the cowering wolves.

“thou art the master,” said bagheera in an undertone. “save akela from the death. he was ever thy friend.”

akela, the grim old wolf who had never asked for mercy in his life, gave one piteous look at mowgli as the boy stood all naked, his long black hair tossing over his shoulders in the light of the blazing branch that made the shadows jump and quiver.

“good!” said mowgli, staring round slowly. “i see that ye are dogs. i go from you to my own people–if they be my own people. the jungle is shut to me, and i must forget your talk and your companionship. but i will be more merciful than ye are. because i was all but your brother in blood, i promise that when i am a man among men i will not betray ye to men as ye have betrayed me.” he kicked the fire with his foot, and the sparks flew up. “there shall be no war between any of us in the pack. but here is a debt to pay before i go.” he strode forward to where shere khan sat blinking stupidly at the flames, and caught him by the tuft on his chin. bagheera followed in case of accidents. “up, dog!” mowgli cried. “up, when a man speaks, or i will set that coat ablaze!”
the protagonist from the original children’s story and movie, the jungle book. he’s a skinny b-tch and a stripper (the movies just censor it with the piece of cloth he wears) who is a target of a ssssnnaaakke who wants to rape him with hypnosis.
kaa: moooowgggglllliiii loook at meeee… ssss….

mowgli: -h-rny- what?

kaa: i’m gunna rape you!

mowgli: no u

-runs away, back to his s-x toy king louie-
a term used to describe a person who is uncivilized, possesses base interests, is hairy, short, and who may or may not have been raised by wolves.
person one: man, went out with dave last night. it was intense.

person two: was he dancing on tables and howling at the moon?…i think you went out with a mowgli last night, bro.

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