Mowhawk

a strip of gr-ss that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.
“honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!”

“no, it’s a mowhawk! get it ? mow-hawk? ahh hahahahahaha!”

“uh… yeah; how droll…”
a mowhawk is a strip of shaved hair going from the top center of your hairline at your forehead all the way to the center of your neckline.
friend of gf: what’d you think of his mowhawk?
gf: i know he’s on the swim team and all and they do weird stuff but the week before senior semi? he better shave the rest for pictures.
the strip of gr-ss that you miss when you cut your lawn. looks very mowtarded.
“johnny, you left alot of mowhawks on the lawn again.”
the strip of gr-ss between the road and sidewalk seen in some cities. aids in dog feces camoflagery.
“gee, i’d rather have a wider sidewalk than a mowhawk.”
a strip of gr-ss that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.
“honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!”

“no, it’s a mowhawk! get it ? mow-hawk? ahh hahahahahaha!”

“uh… yeah; how droll…”