Mowvember


a glorious month of the year. a true man’s challenge where during the month of november, the partic-p-nts of this event go the entire month without shaving. not for the faint of heart or those challenged by the masculine task of growing facial hair.
guy 1: “dude, my friends and i are gonna see who lasts the longest this mowvember!”
guy 2: g-dspeed my friend, g-dspeed.

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