Mozzarella Twat
mozzarella tw-t(noun)
mozzarella tw-t is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, v-g-n-, etc. mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a p-n-s, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
person 1: “what is in your lap mom?”
person 2: “oh don’t worry, i just have a mozzarella tw-t!”
mozzarella tw-t can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; “that jessica is a sh-t-talking, -ss kissing mozzarella tw-t!”
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