Mozzarella


showing alot of cleavage.
“she’s putting the mozzarella right in your face”
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traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody’s face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). with the addition of recent technology, doc-mentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. popular doc-mentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. you can go ‘oldskool’ by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular ‘nuskool’ method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. see ‘mozzarella prank’ youtube
1. let’s go mozzarella his -rs-!

2. he got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! oh sh-t let’s see. youtube!

3. nuskool mozzarella to the face!

4. there’s gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
verb; the act of s-xually pleasuring one’s self
i don’t have a girlfriend, so i have to mozzarella.
it is used in conversations and seeks to point out to the other listener something really pleasant, attractive or noteworthy.

the word was first introduced in puerto rico in the year 2008 and has become a regular expresion all troughout the island. it has recently become a popular expresion in s-x related situations were the taker asks for the “mozzarela”.
“oh papi gimme some more mozzarella”

“hey man that new porshe is the mozarella”

anita: “wow julio those new shoes are great”

julio: “yeah! i just saw them and tought: mozzarella!”

put down meaning wack or cheese as h-ll
man this sh-t is mozzarella as h-ll sounds like some r-t-rds did this sh-t

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