mozzling the toff


masturbating to a kevin bacon movie
person 1 “is that the song footloose i hear?”

person 2 ” get out of my room! don’t you knock?”

person 1 ” oh my god! you were mozzling the toff weren’t you?”

person 2 ” what i do on wednesday afternoons is my business.”

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