mpa

music publisher’s -ssociation. they are the pr-cks who are shutting down all these guitar, b-ss, and drum tab sites because apparently, “reading tabs online is like stealing sheet music from a store”. they are doing almost the same thing as the riaa. they have already shut down the mxtabs site, tab world, and a lot of similar sites.
“man, i feel less inspired on my drums because those f-gs at the mpa shut down all the good tab sites. now my life is so empty.”
greedist people who ever walked the earth (next to 15th-19th century europeans). these people sue people for their money “in the name of art”. i mean, b-tchin about illegal download is reasonable, but taking away drum, guitar, and b-ss tabs and chasing every emcee who don’t “clear” samples with them is too much. f-ck this bullsh-t. let art be art, for g-d’s sake.
rocker- “i wanted jam to my favorite songs, but those b-st-rds in the mpa make tablature illegal.”

emcee- “sh-t. mpa is all over me from taking a sample and not clearing it with them. f-ck…”

normal person who doesn’t
see music as art- “what’s wrong with the mpa?”
m-ssage parlour attendant. one who gives you a happy ending.
i was at this asian mp last night and the mpa there gave me a horrid hj, her hands were like sand paper. good thing i only paid $30.

i went to this place in chinatown for a quick release from an mpa and the place got busted. i was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.
music performance -ssessment
mpa’s are hosted at phu this year
most people are stupid. a generic answer to most questions about why the world is messed up.
q: why the h-ll did bush ever get elected?
a: mpas
an acronym meaning m-ss produced -sshole. this term was oringinally used by megan s. of melbourne,fl. it describes a set of twins of whom you dont know which is which
look at those mpa’s over there! i really cant tell the difference