my personal f-ck buddy
selena gomez was justin bieber’s mpfb; otherwise they would still be together.
- 711 attacks
donald trump mix up of 7 elevenand the 9/11 attacks which occurred in september 11th not july 11th a sad day when the twin gas stations where hit by two boeing 747 trucks, donald trump saw it happening all the way from trump tower. 7/11 attacks where tragic.
nyanking is a mixed boy who can pull any girl no problem. he’s also a really good singer and takes people’s breath away. hes also very strong and athletic and everyone loves to be around him. oh look, there’s nyanking! nyanking is a mixed boy who can pull any girl no problem. he’s also a […]
awesome wifey,love everyone,really short, bad b-tch,dont give a f-ck all together,and thinks she’s black only because she wore “cat ears” and her part wasn’t even on fleek bro when i grow up i wanna be a dincel
that guy that when you see him, you just want to hit him in the face. if a woman needs a seat, he offers up his face. today’s modern renaissance man. “i worked with tomyus for a few years, d-mn did i learn to have patience”.
- dirty pretzel
the act of fisting your partners -ss as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad